Funny Ideas for New Year’s Resolutions
Every year, people come up with resolutions for the New Year. Most of the time, these are serious goals. More power to the people who come up with and stick to those New Year’s Resolutions. However, if you have trouble sticking to your resolutions and want something a little more on the humorous side, these ideas might be for you.
Keep Your Gas Tank Full: If you’re that person who’s always riding on almost-empty, make it your goal to actually fill up your tank for once.
Take More Naps: Life is too short to whittle it away trying to find productive things to do. Don’t be afraid to hit the sack in the middle of the day.
Stop Saving Your Fortune Cookie Messages: Everyone does it. Why? Maybe because we secretly hope it’ll contain some kind of divine guidance.
Use Your Phone Less: Self-explanatory. You don’t need to check your texts during the five-second walk from the store to your car.
Buy Fewer Brand Names: This is, obviously, unavoidable, but some brands are overpriced just because they’re popular. Do your research.
Finish a Tube of Chap-Stick: How many times have you lost a tube of chap-stick? Make it a goal to actually get through the whole thing before you drop it somewhere.
New Year’s Resolutions don’t have to be the same boring thing every year. Come up with something original and funny, and you’re more likely to stay on track.